"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
having a crush on someone who’s famous is so awesome because it’s like hey! no chance of rejection. ever. my existence is completely off their radar. they don’t even know i’m alive. this is great. this is a fun time. i am having so much fun
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
whats the sleepiest mineral?
Ores and minerals are completely different things
dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist