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Anonymous asked: Why don't you use capital letters?

officialunitedstates:

the kids on tumblr are more receptive to text posts that lack proper capitalization and I am a businessman

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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plaidmikey:

if u talk shit about my favourite band members I will shove a pineapple so far up ur ass u will be crying out tropical fruit punch

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fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

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I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

ect

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

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fffcuk:

fffcuk:

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons